For Bunny


How to fold a towel lobster

dead

Whoa, that was 2 months?

i got mugged on monday & forgot to call my sister yesterday for her birthday

otherwise, all is well
;)

I'm down so this is for me.

So excited this show is running again!



EVENT INFORMATION

Samurai Davis Jr. & Dim Sum's Super Mega Happy Fun Time Improv Show!
presented by Dad's Garage Theatre Company

This truly outrageous Japanese-style game show was a smash hit for Dad's in the Summer of 2008. Hosted by 2 sassy Asian-style game show hosts along with a slew of audacious assistants - this innovative improv format is like Let's Make a Deal meets Double Dare. Improvisers choose from 3 closed doors and must incorporate whatever's lurking behind them in their scene, and the losing team is punished in a number of disturbingly hilarious ways!

* Please note: Tickets purchased in advance are now $2 cheaper than tickets purchased at the door!

Event Website




come see it with me on a friday?

Why is the one on the right so much more expensive?
Any black African American readers out there?

So I have a cold

and an imagination

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Turns out Emergen-C and Vanilla syrup = Creamsicle.

Oh man, I wonder what it would taste like with vanilla protein powder and ice. . .

Kristen's facebook status reads: Drinking tea. Earl grey. Hot
Josh instant messages:
Josh
earl grey eh? that's the only tea i can drink.
besides iced tea...which isn't really tea at all but a delicious tonic of sugar and water
oh and sleepytime tea
Kristen
you should buy mighty leaf vanilla bean
it's delicious.
it's also an elitist tea because you can't find it anywhere & have to order it on the i nterweb
Josh
ooohhh fancy:)
i must warn you that i still think maxwell house coffee tastes fine. katie tells me i have horrible tastebuds
i think i can just somehow taste the money im saving


I think Josh is hilarious and you should too.

i think my wallet got stole

I don't have a job.
so
I'M GOING TO MEXICO
bringing a backpack and my last $31

I love that TV guide thinks House fans would like to buy dvds of Little House on The Prairie.

Merry Kristenmas to me

This has resurfaced.
I love that people think they know everything & that they have the internet so they can share their "insight" with all of us.
Like blogger for example. ;)
I love that I don't really care if someone makes fun of a terrible picture of me.
As Meltingdolls says "if you're not publically berated, you're not awesome."
LIKE THIS

To clear things up a bit-
It was 3 in the afternoon on a slow, rainy day Thursday.
I was sober.
My manager on duty took the pictures.
She was also my roommate later on.
The 2 of us were the only ones the clock.
I took a shower before I went to work that day & we cleaned the sink before & after I took a bubble bath.
I e-mailed the photos to my sister who blogged them & then I got fired because somehow someone who used to work there, who I never met, recognized the kitchen that looks like every industrial kitchen on earth, and e-mailed them to our GM. . . Apparently there's a bean pot to the left.
woops?
Actually- I got fired the 2nd time I came to work because my GM needed me to work a game-day.
He originally said "hey that thing- that wasn't cool" and I thought I was off the hook.
Not so.
Oh well.
Now I'm famous.
See?



Google image search "cheer up"

i'm page 1 or 2

I think that if you're the cause of an an accident you should not be allowed to get body work done so we all know who the crap drivers are.

There's a (full) moon out tonight

I want to eat cute things

I bought a tiny, adorable phone charm that is also a bell



so now i'm a cat

This is for my sister.

I ordered one.

Rene showed me this.

This product is marketed on television to what I'm guessing is the upper middle class 50+ range. . .
There was jazz in the background of the minute and a half long commercial . . .



So, this is clearly an overpriced penis pump that is COVERED BY MEDICARE.
and what's that cone thing for?

AND-
You can get a medicare cock ring.

Support Ring Therapy
The ring kits are designed to treat men who have difficulty maintaining their erections. They effectively prevent the loss of an erection, and help delay premature ejaculation. This treatment, for certain men, is prescribed by physicians as a safe and effective alternative to implant surgery.

I just listened to Too Much Booty in The Pants in it's entirety. 

That song is 4 minutes and 54 seconds long. 

I want to bite off Drew Barrymmore's cute fucking nose.
That'll give her something to cry about.



She was cute when she was a drunk little girl


ETG:  have you ever seen this. . .
CR:    yes. gross.
          double tramp stamps
ETG: i love the first comment
ETG: "God she was a trashy bucket of hot sex back then. What I wouldn't do that to c dumpster."
CR:    ha ha ha ha
           i just read that
ETG: she makes the worst movies ever
CR:    how can you say that? boys on the side? come on!
ETG:  lol
CR:    riding in cars with boys

          
           babes in toyland

           
ETG:  her movie posters all indicate all the things i hate in movies - like 

           pregnancy, romance, and hearts 

           and 'dates'

           

           
CR": batman forever
           
          

ETG: her movie posters are all: The man is looking at drew
          all of them... sware to god
          or her head is touching a man's head  
         
          
           EVER AFTER
ETG:  FLOWER FILMS
CR:     flower films?
ETG:  thats the name of her production company
           obviously a name chosen by a drunk little girl
           . . . thats given up on life
          Flower Films, Inc.
          9220 Sunset Blvd., #309
          Los Angeles, CA 90069
          (310) 285-0200
          you can call her
CR:   sweet  
         she's not available.
         i left a message to "phone home"

ETG:  

          HA HA HA HA HA HA

happy halloween

love,
slacker rabbit